Brain attacked

Got an offer of free snake oil: a brain-boosting supplement to help me “think cognitively.” Which made me chuckle laughingly. The complete, ridiculous text of the offer:

Shakespeare called memory “the warder of the brain.” Our brains are constantly being attacked by the stressors in our lives including environmental pollution, internal toxicity, emotional strain and a lack of proper diet and nutrients. SomaLife’s IQ150 all natural health supplement helps maintain optimum sustainability of the molecular environment of the brain, enabling us to retain our ability to think cognitively and improve our memories. I’d like to send you a complimentary 30 day supply of IQ150 for your personal evaluation and potential review on your site.

You know what’s constantly attacking my brain? *Bullshit like this.