The Charlie Brown of power users

I have an uncanny talent for desperately needing software features that are promised and obvious…but never arrive. Software I want to love, made by developers I admire, but there’s just ONE THING missing that I really, really, really need, and it’s perpetually on the horizon, on the “roadmap.” When long-awaited updates finally arrive, I eagerly dive into the release notes, but disappointment is inevitable.

I have been doing this for years. I am the Charlie Brown of power users.