Pigs fly in frozen hell! Early delivery?! Paul Ingraham Oct 7, 2010 it figurescounterintuitiveamusingdiary1st world problemssize S I have taken delivery of a piece of furniture many hours earlier than expected. What’s next? Will I have a plumbing emergency after the long weekend? Is toast going start landing jam-side up? Will my printer ink be bountiful when I need it most?