Weirdest fan mail ever

I got some bizarro but enthusiastic fan mail from a “half-trained massage therapist” who does “EFT, Reiki, Dream Analysis, Numerology” and who claims “I do more for clients than the experts do!” Yes, having no standards does wonders for the sheer quantity of bullshit you can offer to patients.

And yet this was fan mail! This quack “agrees” with my website. (The whole thing, I gather.) “Thank you my friend,” she writes. “You and your and Natural Hygiene thinking have further freed me!” This is addressed specifically to “Paul” of PainScience.com.

I’m confused. Wait, no, it’s not me: she is confused.

In all seriousness, I think she must have actually just sent this to the wrong person. Meanwhile, somebody with a website about Natural Hygiene got hate meant for me…